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Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways.Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”.But finally he failed.Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I
太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror,on the wall, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world?(画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan!太子丹高兴状)Thank u mirror!（面对观众）I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world.But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth.I am so scared.So what can I do?(向幕里大叫)Where is my minister? 阿三(毕恭毕敬): Honey, I am coming.太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!
阿三：Sure, honey!I have a good idea.We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）
太子：Oh yeah~~~.What is the most expensive commodity in this century? 阿三:Talent!Johann Goth said.“If you cherish your value of your own life, you will create something valuable for the world.” Einstein said.“The life value should be judged from his contribution rather than his profeion.” Einstein said.And Marx said…！！！!nana 太子：STOP!STOP！and you are the talent.i have to say it is a good idea!But who is the right candidate? Who is the hero? 阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand.One is Mi LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe.Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as poible, OK? 阿三：Yes.my most beautiful、graceful、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan.Action II（《十面埋伏》）荆轲
Are you Li mochou? 李莫愁
Yes.荆轲
OK.I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.李莫愁
Are you challenging me? 荆轲
Off course!耸耸肩表示同意
李莫愁
Come on!音乐起
两人开打 李莫愁倒地
荆轲大笑
李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt? 荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person.Don't we? Do we?（赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）
李莫愁：Momma always said: “Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou.You never know what you're gonna get.” I got it, Momma is right.（死去）荆轲再次大笑
太子丹上（抱拳）：Oh my god.Mi LiMoChou is dead！you you you are the king of the killer’s world!How are you? 荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?
太子丹：Oh shit.Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”? 荆柯：Sure!So easy.太子丹：so smart!How are you? 荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife? 太子丹晕倒 oh my god…… 荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!
太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）I need your help.you know I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world.But Ying zheng envy me so deeply that he want to kill me.so it always advantageous to make the first move.荆轲:To be or not to be, that's a question.阿三：Hero，we need your help.Our country need your help!help us!please… 荆柯：I am busy now!
太子丹：You can get a lot of money.荆柯：I am very busy now!
阿三：you can taste all the delicious food in our country.荆柯：I am very very busy now!
阿三(手指上场的美女，激动状): Look!She is the most beautiful girl in the world.If you say O.K., she is yours.荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!阿三：What? What’s the TCM?
荆柯;Hey, guy!You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.you are out!阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM? TCM-Traditional Chinese MM.太子丹：I must show you the trump card.Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea.It is a brand new product of China.荆柯（激动）：Slimming tea!I have dreamed of it for thousands of times.My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight.阿三：You want? Speak up if you want!Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up.Take it!Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧？难道你真的想要吗……
（《No matter》音乐起，荆轲先与阿三跳探戈，拥入怀中，又甩出去，阿三做呕吐状。然后荆轲与太子丹跳伦巴，最后太子丹摆一个女性化的造型，向后弯腰并抬其中一条腿，荆轲做调戏状。）
荆柯(诚恳状)Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.太子丹与阿三（撞胯，击掌）Yeah!Action Ш
（《大话西游》主题曲响起）
荆珂挽着妻子，太子丹,阿三在后.阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.Look at the beautiful scenery.We would have some very mellow,warming red wine in sparking glaes twinking in the candlelights,the hues and aroma filling us.Our senses heightened,breathing deeply to the point of silent sighs,we would enjoy…
荆珂：Just stop here, please.Otherwise I will kill you first.Farewell, my friends
太子丹：I will mi you, baby.（太子丹，阿三下。停顿。《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起，荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型，忽然荆轲看到一个美女——此时一个中国古典美女经过，向荆轲抛媚眼，并抛下定情手绢。荆轲高兴的盯着美女看，妻子发觉不对，扭过头来。）
荆珂（急忙收敛）：Darling, I love you.妻子：I love you!You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救赎》）I love not because who you are,but because who I am when I am with you.荆珂(流泪)：I love you more.In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you.(哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你，选自《飘》)
妻子：Well.Be a man, just do it!you are my hero.I will be right here waiting for you.I wll mi you forever.荆珂（欲走还留，执子之手又曰）：Sweetheart!You must do me this honor...promise me you will survive...that you will never give up...no matter what happens...no matter how hopele...promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克号沉船时，Jack对Rose的倾诉）.妻子:“I promise.” 荆轲:“Never let go.“
妻子:”I promise.I will never let go, Jack.I'll never let go."（荆轲的发音和jack很像，所以加了一些《泰坦尼克号》的台词。）
妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪，荆珂上船，渐渐远去
妻子：It’s a good day to die.Never come back.Never…… Never……
妻子(掏出手机拨号，阿三接手机)： Thank you very much.As soon as I get the life aurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account.阿三：Okay okay!With pleasant cooperation!
旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng
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