第1篇:英文简历的致命大错
英文简历的致命大错
致命的大错
“Finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10.”
“Qualifications: No education or experience.”
“I am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy.”
“My compensation should be at least equal to my age.”
“Reason for Leaving: It had to do with the IRS, FBI and SEC.”
“Fired because I fought for lower pay.”
“Size of employer: Very tall, probably over 6'5” .
“ ”Please disregard the enclosed resume-it is terribly out of date.“
”Reason for Leaving: My boss said the end of the world is near.“
”Reason for Leaving: The owner gave new meaning to the word 'paranoia.' I prefer to elaborate privately."
第2篇:英文简历:致命的大错
英文简历:致命的大错
致命的`大错 :
“Finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10.”
“Qualifications: No education or experience.”
“I am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy.”
“My compensation should be at least equal to my age.”
“Reason for Leaving: It had to do with the IRS, FBI and SEC.”
“Fired because I fought for lower pay.”
“Size of employer: Very tall, probably over 6''5” .
“ ”Please disregard the enclosed resume-it is terribly out of date.“
”Reason for Leaving: My boss said the end of the world is near.“
”Reason for Leaving: The owner gave new meaning to the word ''paranoia.'' I prefer to elaborate privately."
第3篇:英文简历致命的大错
英文简历致命的大错
致命的`大错
“Finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10.”
“Qualifications: No education or experience.”
“I am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy.”
“My compensation should be at least equal to my age.”
“Reason for Leaving: It had to do with the IRS, FBI and SEC.”
“Fired because I fought for lower pay.”
“Size of employer: Ve
第4篇:英文简历的误区致命的大错
英文简历的误区致命的大错
“Finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10。“
“Qualifications: No education or experience。“
“I am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy。“
“My compensation should be at least equal to my age。“
“Reason for Leaving: It had to do with the IRS, FBI and SEC。“
“Fired because I fought for lower pay。“
“Size of employer: Very