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A War between Two Women两个女人之间的战争
很好的6人英语短剧剧本。两个女孩同时看上了一个男孩，女人之间的战争，有意思。==-00 Cast： Angela Ivy Peggy Lucy
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Ithca Scoundrel------------------Scene I 购物场景
(Peggy and Lucy are shopping.They buy a lot of stuff.Suddenly, they see a handsome man.)Lucy: Oh my god!What a treasure.Peggy: He is so handsome, just like my charming prince in dreams.Lucy: Look!He has beautiful eyes and he looks so gentle and charming.Peggy: He’s a present that God gave me.Peggy& Lucy: I love him so much;I want to be his girlfriend!Peggy: Hay!(Looks angry).Lucy, he belongs to me, OK? Lucy: Stupid woman!I saw him first.He’s mine.Peggy: No, no, no, ugly woman.I saw him much earlier than you.Lucy: What? I’m more beautiful than you.Peggy: But I’m taller.Look at you, little short hobbit.Lucy: What? Little short hobbit? You are a small-eyed girl.Peggy: You’re so mean.Lucy: You too.(Peggy and Lucy get angry)Peggy: Hmm!I hate you.Lucy: Me too!
(Now the war of these two women begins)
Scene II 两个女人在男人周围
(Peggy and Lucy surround the man, and they are pulling and dragging the man.)Peggy: Please be my boyfriend, I’m more beautiful than Lucy.I’ll be a good girlfriend.Andy: Sure.You’re very beautiful.You’re like a super model.To be your boyfriend
is my honor.(Lucy drags the man to her side.)Lucy: I really love you very much.I can give you a happy life.Andy: You’re very beautiful, too!Especially your big eyes!They’re very charming!Andy: What should I do? I want to choose Peggy, but I also want to choose Lucy.Peggy: Let’s go to the movies on Sunday.Andy: Ok!Lucy: Let’s go to the movies tomorrow, OK? Andy: Sure!Andy: Oh~ I’m so happy!There’re two beautiful girls are quarreling over me.Look
at them;they have long legs, big chest and charming eyes.I’m so lucky!
Scene III 偶遇
(Lucy, Peggy, and Bonnie meet unexpectedly.Lucy and Peggy stare at each other.)Lucy: Bonnie, listen to me.Peggy: No!
Don’t listen to her.Listen to me.Lucy: Get away.Bonnie is my good friend!Peggy: You liar.She’s my good friend!Bonnie: Stop quarreling!Who can tell me what happened? Both of you are good friends, aren’t you? Peggy& Lucy: No!Bonnie: What happened between you? Peggy: Bonnie, I hate Lucy.She stole my boyfriend.Lucy: Nonsense.He’s my lover.Bonnie: Stop it!It’s no use quarreling about it.You should have a talk.Don’t hurt your friendship over a guy.Friendship is precious.(Peggy & Lucy leave)
Scene IV 电影院奇遇
(In front of the movie theater.Peggy is waiting for Andy.Lucy is also waiting for
Andy.They see each other.)Peggy& Lucy: You…….Lucy: Why are you here? Peggy: I want to ask you the same question.(At this time, Andy arrives;both Lucy and Peggy look at each other in confusion)Andy: Good afternoon, ladies!Peggy& Lucy: She…., you……
Andy: Any questions? It’s more fun that we can all go to the movies together.(Andy looks at the watch).The movie will start soon.Let’s go!Scoundrel: Don’t move!Give me your money.Peggy& Lucy: Help, help!Scoundrel: Be quiet!I won’t kill you if you give me your money.Hurry!Andy: Calm down, sir.I’ll give you all the money I have.Don’t kill me.If you want to kill somebody, please kill them.Lucy: Us? Are you crazy? Peggy: We’re just girls!Lucy: I can’t believe you are such a coward!How can you do this? Peggy: You make me sad.Lucy, let’s go!(They leave angry.)Scoundrel: What a coward you are!Killing you is waste of my strength.Chicken!(Scoundrel left but soon he come back)Scoundrel: Wait!Andy: Why did you turn back? Scoundrel: I forgot to take my money.(Takes Andy’s money)
Scene V
Peggy: I’m so sorry.Lucy, can you forgive me? Please….Lucy: Oh~ my dear friend!I’m feeling so sorry, too.Peggy: So….we’re still good friends, right? Lucy: Right!Then, let’s go eat.It’s my treat!Peggy: Wow~ it’s a good idea!Let’s go.(Allen shows up.)Allen: Hi, baby!
(Peggy& Lucy see Allen at the same time, they got excited and run to Allen.)Peggy& Lucy: Please be my boyfriend.(Peggy& Lucy stare at each other.)Lucy: Let go of your hands.Peggy: He is mine!Lucy: You already have a boyfriend, so he’s mine.Peggy: Why do you always like to steal my boyfriend? Lucy: You do, too.Peggy: He’s mine!Lucy: He’s mine!Peggy: He’s mine!Lucy: He’s mine!Allen: Shut up!I don’t like girls!Lucy: What? Peggy: You’re lying.I can’t believe it.Allen: Actually…….(Andy appears.)Allen: Oh, honey!Andy: Oh, baby!I’m sorry that I’m late!Allen: Little bad fellow.Don’t be late next time.Lucy: Andy? Andy: Lucy, Peggy, Why are you here? Peggy: I……(Looks at Allen and Lucy.)Allen: Honey, they’re so weird.Don’t pay attention to them.Let’s go.Andy: Sorry, I got to go.See you next time.Bye.(They leave)Peggy: We’re girls, they’re boys, right? Lucy: Sure.But, they….what happened? Peggy: Maybe they are…..Peggy& Lucy: Gay!
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