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Title : A legend in the office
Characters:
Manager(acted by Shin): when the real manager is on a busine trip , he replaced his position.And he is a man who bullies the weak and fears the strong.Zhao Jun(acted by Cathy): She is a slightly fat girl ,who is honest ,kind-hearted ,pragmatic but not smart.In this skit ,she is a clerk in the office and she mies the former manager very much.Ex-manager(acted by Lucy): He is the company’s real manager who has been on busine for three months.He comes back to the company in the second scene.During the three months ,he experienced a legendary journey.Xiao Qiao(acted by Laura): She is zhaoJun’s good friend ,and she is very slim ,outgoing and fashionable.She mies her former manager ,also.Scene 1(At the office)
Zhao Jun:Hey!Xiao Qiao, am I late?
Xiao Qiao:Let me see.Oh, what’s wrong with you?You are late for 10 seconds!
Zhao Jun:What?Ten seconds?Does that mean the manager will deduct my pay for 1000 yuan? Xiao Qiao:You’re so carele.Oh,Zhao Jun,you haven’t dyed your hair back!Hair dying is not allowed here,if you don’t do that,the manager will help you dye your hair with ink!
Zhao Jun:Oh,I blow it!How dare you eat breakfast at the office.If he catches you,you’ll be fired!Xiao Qiao:Oh,I forgot!
Zhao Jun:Hide it quickly!
Manager:What are you hiding?Take it out!Now you have two choices.First,you get out of here by yourself.Second,I drive you away.you choose one!
Zhao Jun:Oh,manager!Please forgive her!Xiao Qiao lives far from here,and in the morning…… Manager:Why is your hair still red?I’ll take the ink for you……
Zhao Jun:Please forgive me!I’m wrong.I’ll dye my hair back after work.Manager:After work?You have no opportunity of getting off work today.If you’re late for 10 seconds,you’ll work overtime for 10 hours.Or,you can choose to cut your wage for 1000 yuan.Zhao Jun:I choose to work overtime……
Manager:Cry?Why are you crying?You know,managing the staff is as strict as treating slaves.You’ll never live in such happy days without regulations.You two,start working,right now!Xiao Qiao:Zhao Jun,don’t be so sad!I’ll accompany you.Zhao Jun:Thank you!I’ll be OK.I just mi our manager.Xiao Qiao:Oh,don’t mention him.He’s been on a busine trip for 3 months,but he never came back again.I cannot get through to him.Zhao Jun:Yeah……now the company arranges WangXiaozhu to be our manager.He only knows how to flatter the superiors and squeeze the inferiors.Xiao Qiao:Keep your voice down!If he hears us,we’ll die.Now,the company was moved,and too many things have happened,we’ll never find the feelings we had before.Zhao Jun:I feel life has no meaning now.Scene 2
(The floor shaking suddenly)
Xiao Qiao: What’s wrong?
Zhao Jun: Let us go to see it.Xiao Qiao: Ok!
(a few minutes later, out of the office)
Zhao Jun: Wow!
Xiao Qiao: What’s this?
Zhao Jun: Is Super Saiyan invading the earth?
Xiao Qiao: Hey!That’s our bo!Bo!
(in progre of running……and then she hit a slap in the face of the manager)Where have you been? We were so worried about you!
(The ex-manager fainted down the road at once)
(Go back to the office)
Xiao Qiao and Zhao Jun: Bo, bo!wake up ……
Xiao Qiao: Bo is waking!
Zhao Jun: Bo, I mi you so much!Wu……（both crying on the manager’s shoulders）Ex-manager: Oops!What are you two doing? So uncivilized!
Xiao Qiao: Bo, do not make fun of us!Where have you been during these three months? We
were so worried about you!
Ex-manager: Hey!Madam, I think I have seen you somewhere.Xiao Qiao: Please do not make fun of me, bo.You of course know me!What’s wrong with you?
I’m Xiao Qiao.Ex-manager: Xiao Qiao?
Zhao Jun: Xiao Qiao!
Ex-manager: Ah……Xiao Qiao, listen to me.Now, Cao Cao’s army has captured the Red Cliff and
we really should not continue drinking and dancing here any longer.Ah? We should connect with the wise man Zhu Geliang as soon as poible, and ally with them quickly.Lu Su!Zi Jing!
Xiao Qiao: Oops!Bo, what’s the matter? Are you crazy?
Zhao Jun: Bo, look at me!Don’t you know whom yourself is?(……)
Have you remembered it?
Ex-manager: Ah , I remembered.Xiao Qiao: Good!
Ex-manager: Hehe……come on , help me up!
Xiao Qiao and Zhao Jun: Ok!Hehe……
Ex-manager: Hey? But Sam , why are you alone here？（Looking at Zhao Jun）
Zhao Jun: Sam?(Looking at Xiao Qiao)
Ex-manager: Where is Frodo?(Still looking at Zhao Jun)
Zhao Jun: Frodo?
Ex-manager: Hey, remember!After getting the magic ring, you must throw it into the boiling
magma of the end mountain, so that, you can completely destroy it.Do you
understand?
(shouting)Oh!Three!The ring!
My name is Han Meimei.what’s your name, Lilei?
Scene 3(In the office)
Manager: what are you doing? Why is there a beggar in our office?
Xiao Qiao: He is not a beggar.Zhao Jun: Yeah.Manager: Oh, dear sir.Sorry.I did not recognize you.That is……I am just replacing you temporarily.Ex—manager: Get out!
Xiao&Zhao: Sir, Sir.Oh……
Zhao Jun: Our manager came back by meteorite.The meteorite is the briquette behind our building.Manager: The briquette?
Zhao Jun: Yeah.Manager: Oh……That is a sculpture.Oh……He had amnesia.Oh…..That is a false alarm.Come on.Get out here!
Xiao Qiao: He is not a beggar.He is our manager.Manager: Manager? I am your manager now!He is just your ex—manager.(A piece of music + Dance)Then the ex—manager members all things.Manage: I will go.Ex—manager: Get out here!
Xiao&Zhao: Woo……Brilliant.We got our manager back.Ex—manager: Xiao Qiao ,Zhao Jun.Xiao Qiao: Why did you go to Congo or so for long?
Zhao Jun: Yeah, we worried about you.Ex—manager: Don’t mention it.It’s a long , long journey.You know , One day, I was wandering in an African jungle.I was spotted by a chief’ s daughter.She wanted me to breed with her.I persisted in fighting for my chastity.Fortunately, they gave it up at the end.You know, because I was eager to go back., I drove so fast that I hit the sculpture.My head is still in pain.Xiao Qiao: So that’s it!
Ex—manager: Where is my right hand——Xiao Qiang? I didn’t see him.Zhao Jun: He……He went to America for studying.Ex—manager: America?
Zhao Jun: En……he told me that he never regarded you as a leader.Ex—manager: what an ungrateful traitor!
Xiao Qiao : He said that he regarded you as a good buddy!
Ex—manager: Oh , he is so sweet!This boy has no other advantages but kindne.Oh , I want to take a shower.You have to go on working now!Carry on , come on ,I’m not sad at all!Ha ha ……
(The End)
