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You've lost your morality
你节操掉了
Six people were travelling in a compartment on atrain.有六个人搭乘火车旅行，坐在同一车箱内。
Five of them were quiet and well behaved,其中五个很安静，也很规矩。
but the sixth was a rude young man who was causing a lot of trouble to the other paengers.但第六个是个粗鲁的年轻人，给其他乘客招惹了许多麻烦。
At last this young man got out at a station with his two heavy bags.最后，这位年轻人在一个车站带着两个沉重的皮箱下了车。
None of the other paengers helped him,没有一个旅客帮他的忙。
but one of them waited until the rude young man was very far away and then opened thewindow and shouted to him,有个人一直等到这位粗鲁的年轻人走得很远了，才打开窗户，对着他大声喊：
“You left something behind in the compartment!” Then he closed the window again.“你把东西留在车厢里了!”然后，又把窗户关了起来。
The young man truned around and hurried back with his two bags.年轻人转过身子，拎着两个沉甸甸的皮箱，匆匆赶了回来。
He was very tired when he arrived, but he shouted through the window, “What did I leavebehind?”
他转回来时，显得非常疲倦，对着窗户大声喊：“我把什么东西留在车上了？”
As the train began to move again, the paenger who had called him back opened the windowand said, “You've lost your morality”
当火车再次启动时，叫他回来的旅客打开窗户说：“你节操掉了！”
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